Tuesday, January 13, 2009

erin is creepy (:

here is a poem about erin :

skies are blue.
erin has shoes.
she wears them on tuesdays.
chicken is yumm-ay.
she has big feet.
she flies all week.
she loves twilight alot.
and she is very hot.
ooh, she was talking today.
she ate toast and hay.
and she went to play.
in the big blue may.
she has a purple face.
she has a briefcase.
she lives in the circus.
she climbs up the mountain-urcus.
i got a new printer today.
erin is mean fo-shay.
her stars shine bright.
in the deep orange night.
she has thirteen dogs.
they sing in the fog.
his question marks are red.
because i have a head.
erin is creepy.
she is quite sleepy.
and she owns a sheepy.
who is very weepy.
her house is purple.
and nothing rhymes with purple.
she lives on a cloud.
she sings very loud.
erin has hair.
it is very bare.
because she has a hat.
which she wears on her cat.
and her dog's name is pat.
and this is really stupid.
and i'm on the phone with erin-upid.
now i am done.
this was quite fun.

HAHAH.

4 comments:

erin meagan said...

Just great.
I don't like Twilight! This poem is WRONG.

beverley said...

amazing!!!! it's a great metaphor for the oppression of women over men

erin meagan said...

of course!

Bryceeatscake. said...

LMAO.

love it.

"her house is purple.
and nothing rhymes with purple."
my favourite part.